Top 20 LV Quotes

Top 20 Most Hilarious Lisa Vanderpump Quotes of All-Time

An episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills without a snappy Lisa Vanderpump quip is like a day without sunshine. Her witty take on the crazy drama is one of the main reasons we’re going through RHoBH withdrawal. So here are Lisa’s funniest, boldest lines from the entire season (although picking our favorites was kinda like ranking our own children). Because Lisa is like movie-theatre popcorn — we just can’t get enough!

20. The husbands didn’t seem to mind. (Episode 1.3: “Plenty of Baggage”)
Lisa: Camille’s dancing was, like… she was really shaking it and moving it. I think all that’s missing was a pole, really.

19. It’s officially part of the lexicon now. (Episode 1.6: “The Art of War”)
Lisa: I fell like I’ve been shagged through a hedge backwards.
Kyle: Wait, isn’t shagged…
Lisa: Dragged.
Kyle: I thought you said, “shagged.”
Lisa: Maybe I did.

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